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Total Frat Move’s Polls Of The Week

Total Frat Move's Polls Of The Week

Here in America, you’re allowed to pick and choose. No matter how wrong or uninformed you are, you are right. That’s the American way. Since we value your right to make choices, we started TFM Polls as a way to get the scoop on what’s going on in the minds of America’s finest college students.

But before you do anything, follow TFM Polls on Twitter for the most up-to-date information.

Best Barbecue


Can’t argue against this one. You guys ever had Texas brisket? Shit is phenomenal. The best pregame meal you’ll ever have will be stocking a cooler, heading to Salt Lick, downing some tender, juicy brisket, some sausage, and a few brews. The meat is so good that you don’t even need to drown it in sauce to eat it. But don’t just take it from me, take it from Boosh.

The first time I took a bite of the barbecue in Austin, I fell to my knees and began sobbing inconsolably.

BBQ so good it’ll make a grown man cry.

Fighting A Mall Santa For $1000


On one hand, you’re about to ruin Christmas for a bunch of small children. On the other hand, you’re pocketing $1,000 less whatever your bail was. Now, if this is completely consequence free, and I’m just pummeling Santa and getting free cash out of it, then you do that ten times out of ten. No questions asked. The kids will get over it. Sure, at first they might think that Santa won’t be able to deliver all their presents, but they’ll live. Easy solution: as you walk off, tell them Santa isn’t real and that their parents are the ones who eat the damn cookies.

Best Casino Game


Poker all the way. Texas Hold ‘Em is my game. I’ve been playing it since I was a sophomore in high school and haven’t looked back. Damn, I wish Poker Stars was never shut down. True story: about two months into my job here, I was invited to a poker game at Dorn’s house with some other guys from the company. Buy in was $50 with re-buys optional. I didn’t re-buy once and cleaned out the whole group for a good $500. Dorn called me lucky and I haven’t been invited back to poker night. Blackjack takes a second place trophy.

Would You Eat Ass


It’s refreshing to see that the youngsters of the world have some common sense. For me to eat out some girl’s asshole, I would need to know this girl — know that she has thoroughly cleaned it. Maybe even test it for any sort of bacteria. And even then I’d be hesitant. That’d be just for me to try it. There are monsters out there who are just munching b-hole on the first, drunken night they’ve met. That shit’s just nasty.

Finals


Yup, sucks for y’all.

Don’t forget to follow TFM Polls on Twitter where we ask all the necessary questions colleges are too scared to ask.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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