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My Ten All Time Favorite Celeb Couples
Recently, I got a phone call from one of my sisters that changed my life: she’s engaged, I’m a bridesmaid, we’re old, I’ve committed to a day that isn’t entirely about me, etc. I’m absolutely thrilled for her, and I’m really hoping our bridesmaid dresses aren’t too embarrassing. I don’t know her fiance as well...
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TSM Fail Friday: Unhappy Mother’s Day
Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Fratdaddy said over the next two weeks whoever gave the best blowie would go to formal with him. I obvs won. TSM.–California You willingly submitted yourself to a blow job contest? Like you were just like…oh,...
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TSM Interview with Macy Maloy
I recently had the pleasure of interviewing the SUPER talented and adorable Macy Maloy, singer, song-writer, and you guessed it, sorority girl at the University of North Texas. As a cutie little freshman, the girl is full of love for her sorority and full of love for Josh Abbott Band, so it only made sense...
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Hookup Horror Stories: (Bad) Decision Day
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…nothing good has ever come out of my sorority’s crush party. It’s known as the biggest drinking event of the semester not only in my chapter but pretty much campus-wide, and at this one in particular bad decisions were made left and right, starting with about ten...
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50 Things I Learned in College…For Her
1. When a girl runs to the bathroom hurriedly, pushing people out of the way, let her cut the line if you want to avoid puke on your shoes. 2. At least 3 girls in your sorority have had a nose job. 3. Rompers don’t work on everyone. 4. Tonic has calories. Club soda does...
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The Met Gala: The Good, The Bad, The WTF
In case you don’t know, the Met Gala was last night. In case you don’t know what the Met Gala is, it’s the only night of year when Anna Wintour willingly leaves her tomb and celebrates the opening of the Fashion Institute’s exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It is everything. It’s glamorous, it’s...
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Formal Dates 101
Very few things are better than fraternity formal season. What girl doesn’t want to be whisked away for a weekend trip to some beautiful location with free-flowing booze and all expenses paid, in the arms of a frat-star? That was a rhetorical question, obviously, but I can’t even think of a LESBIAN or GDI who...
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The 5 Worst Decisions a Freshman Will Make
As freshmen year comes to an end, I have begun looking back at the shit-show that constituted our pledge class’s first year of college. To say we have made some mistakes would be an understatement. Somehow, we were able to fulfill nearly every freshman stereotype and turn every situation into a drunken shit-show. As we...
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Fail Friday: Hot Girl Problems
Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Offering to go down on your Big so she’ll like you more than your twin. TSM.–Alabama And does she like you more now? Accidentally said Little instead of his name when I told him I loved...
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Rules of Attraction: Hook Up, Date Down
The best advice I’ve ever received was from an older girl who had just gotten engaged when I was a sophomore in college. She said, “The trick to a happy relationship is that you need to date down. Make sure you’re always just a liiiittle bit better-looking, and that he loves you just a liiiittle...
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PDA: When the L-Word is More Offensive than the F-Word
It seems pretty obvious to me, and to most people, that sex in general has a “keep it behind closed doors” policy. Of course it’s ok to have a casual conversation or two about it with your best girlfriends, your GBF, and of course the man who is regularly penetrating you, but largely…people don’t want...
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Poor Maxwell Drew
In case you’ve been hiding in the library studying for finals and didn’t already know, Jessica Simpson lost 9 lbs and 13 oz in ONE DAY today! Well, technically, she gave birth, and her child was that size, but I’m trying to put a positive spin on the situation. Why is this a negative time...
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That GDI Friend
Being in a sorority lends us the reputation of being both bitchy (true) and extremely exclusive (true). Most outsiders are under the impression that we devote 100% of our time to our sisters and no one else. This is simply not true. The values and morals of Greek Life actually encourage us to be diverse,...
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Summer Flings I Don’t Hate
Since we’re all gearing up for what’s obviously going to be the best summer ever, I’ve decided to take a break from all of my manis/pedis/massages/spray tanning sessions/summer shopping sprees/packing a million pieces of monogrammed luggage with purchases from said shopping sprees to sit down and evaluate the dating scene in Hollywood. I know that...
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Fail Friday: The Answer is Passive Aggression, Not Violence
If your boyfriend has the same last initial as you, you have a 1 in 26 chance of getting married. That’s because your monogram won’t change. TSM.–Florida There is a 1 in 26 chance of you dying alone, a 1 in 26 chance of someone robbing you and convincing you they are Santa Claus, and...
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The 7 Types of Sluts
Naturally, when you don’t like a girl, the easiest thing to do is call her a slut. And chances are, you’re going to be right about your diagnosis of your nemesis. But really…this has a lot to do with the fact that most girls are sluts in one way or another. Of course there are...
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Cosmo Sex Tips: Revamped
Cosmopolitan: The magazine that every man loves to hate. I don’t understand why, exactly, it elicits such a strange emotional response, but then I ran into “99 Sex Questions Answered in 20 Words or Less” and began to understand. We can learn some very good things there, but there is also a lot of sex...
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Send Amanda Bynes to Standards. NOW.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t insanely jealous of Amanda Bynes when I was in elementary school…and most of middle school for that matter. Sure, I was ridiculously spoiled as a child and got everything I wanted, but I didn’t have my own segment on a popular Nickelodeon variety show, and I certainly...
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Why Men Love Bitches. TSM.
Anyone who browses Twitter, TSM, or just steps foot outside their house can see that lately more and more females are suffering from a serious condition: clinical desperation. Maybe it’s not always blatant desperate-slut-itis, but a more subtle form of…doormat, or a mild case of “low self respect” or the even more common “constantly being...
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Fail Friday: Three Second Rule
Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. I didn’t want my other sisters to find me passed out on the stairs so when I saw them I ran into the bathroom and passed out there. TSM-North Carolina Hope no one had to pee....
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40 Things GDIs Should Know About Greeks: The Ladies’ Edition
1. “They don’t have hard liquor, only beer” doesn’t apply to us. 2. Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi are NOT “practically the same thing.” 3. “Inner beauty” is a joke a sorority girl once told. We can’t believe you keep falling for it. 4. Yes, I’m spoiled and my Daddy gives me what I want....
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Notable Sratstars: Sharen Jester Turney
Who has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is responsible for something 99% of sorority girls are wearing right now? No, it’s not Barbie, but good guess! It’s Sharen Jester Turney, CEO Barbie in human form and my latest Sratstar! Turney, named 3rd highest earning woman by Forbes, is the head of Victoria’s Secret, and yes,...
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Oh, That’s…Classy
Ladies, as any reader of TSM knows, the sorority woman strives to be classy. Unfortunately, I have seen the word being used completely incorrectly. If there were a person whose only experience with the word was via TSM, he or she would define it as: 1. Consistently acting in a manner directed by fear of...
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50 Things Fraternity Guys Should Know About Sorority Girls
1. Just because we MO’ed…doesn’t mean we want to marry you. Chill out. 2. Daddy’s money isn’t all that impressive if your major is Health and Phys Ed. 3. Please bore someone else with conversations about business. 4. If we buy you something, you WILL wear it, and you WILL like it. 5. A moan...
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Real-World Lessons from a Post-Grad
Attention college seniors: if you’ve been too drunk to notice it’s mid-April, which comes right before early May which comes right before late-May which comes right before…..it. The apocalypse, doomsday, walking the plank, whatever you want to call it…graduation. Although having to leave your four-year shitshow-slash-institution-of-higher-learning will go down in your memory as one of...
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Let’s All Say A Prayer for Jennifer Aniston
There’s no use denying it; we’ve all had our wild nights and regrettable moments. If you’re anything like me, you’ve made a few mistakes in your life (usually with the best of intentions in mind), and some of those have included a questionable hook up. These mistakes do not make us bad people, and do...
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Fail Friday: The Stuff Class is Made Of
Ten real TSM submissions that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Hooking up next to your pledge twin while she’s hooking up, then your Big switches places with your pledge twin. family bonding time. TSM-Illinois If you really just HAVE to participate in group sex, it should be something you...
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The Pros and Cons of Dating a Pledge
With pledge season winding down, I have lately been reflecting on what it is these little turds have to offer us. At some point or another, we have probably all found ourselves on the dance floor locking lips with a freshman boy who was somehow able to convince us through excessive use of “want another?”...
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The Recruitment Committee: A Means to Tame Your Recruitment Chair
Congrats. You’ve made it onto what is quite possibly the most important committee in your chapter. Recruitment. Duh. It is now your responsibility to make sure you get the best possible pledge class since…well, since yours (which was hands down the best. And you’re clearly not sorry about it). You have to make sure the...
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5 Stages of a Break-Up
Everyone who’s ever taken Psychology 101 because they were a freshman and decided for a minute they were going to get all deep and care about the mind now that they were a mature college student (or realized it was a pretty easy gen ed fulfillment), which is everyone, has heard of the 5 stages...
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