TSM Fail Friday: Daddy Buys My Love
Ten real TSM submissions, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Immediate fetal suicide upon realizing it would have a future filled with ripped denim and too much cologne.
You’re full of shit.
I prefer boyfriends who still have their balls, but that’s just me.
I would be too, but I don’t have a gag reflex. KIDDING! Disordered eating is NS.
A man whose goal is to live off of my father’s money has always been a dream of mine too.
And this ladies and gentleman, is what it ACTUALLY looks like to buy your friends.
Maybe they can put a pic of that in the recruitment slideshow!
My rough definition was always something like…embodying grace and elegance through perfect manners, eloquent speech, and stylish dress. Boy, was I off!
You know she’s a dude, right?