"Oh my God! Is that a hickey?!" TSM.

Posted by Snow White 16 hours ago

Refusing to acknowledge your phone in the morning, because it means you have to acknowledge your actions from last night. TSM.

Posted by Betty Crocker 16 hours ago

I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.

Posted by katyAXO 16 hours ago

The only person who gets me is my big. TSM.

Posted by NEsratgirl 16 hours ago

Getting preffed by the homecoming queen. TSM.

Posted by kappakrazy14 16 hours ago

Finishing the Total Frat Move book faster than Fifty Shades of Grey. TSM.

Posted by vegas_xi 16 hours ago

"I need a tutu just for emergencies like this. I need an emergency tutu." TSM.

Posted by RoseGreenAndGlitter 16 hours ago

Naming your boyfriend's new puppy after your sorority's precious gem. TSM.

Posted by pinkandbrownpearls 16 hours ago

Getting the t-shirt even if you didn't attend the event. TSM.

Posted by CarolinaGurl99 16 hours ago

Swiping someone to the left on Tinder because he's wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

Posted by SemoSrat 16 hours ago

"My father signs your paycheck." TSM.

Posted by Mrs_TSM 16 hours ago

Picking out your future little before recruitment even begins. TSM.

Posted by maegs11 16 hours ago

Being the last one to leave the party...and the library. TSM.

Posted by PrettyLittlePiPhi 16 hours ago

Being unsure whether you want to marry a guy or run from him when you exchange stories about alcohol-related arrests on your first date. TSM.

Posted by Good Housekeeping 4 days ago

Never have I ever won a game of "Never Have I Ever." TSM.

Posted by sratty bitch 4 days ago

Your voice getting higher as your BAC does. TSM.

Posted by hot piece of TSM 4 days ago

"She preffed us. It was awkward." TSM.

Posted by nikthebic 4 days ago

Traveling in packs. TSM.

Posted by deltazee_love 4 days ago

Attending your little brother's high school graduation with recruitment purposes in mind. TSM.

Posted by LK ChiO 4 days ago

Flirting your way out of an MIP. TSM.

Posted by RCJH22 4 days ago