A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Posted by Daddy's favorite investment 928 days ago

I don't dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don' t look down upon lower tier sororities. I'm not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.

Posted by Stratter Than the Rest of Them 868 days ago

I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Posted by SASSandCLASS 844 days ago

Elle Woods would've proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Posted by LivingXiLife 682 days ago

In fact, the carpet does NOT match the drapes. Because there is no carpet. TSM.

Posted by Belle 880 days ago

I'm in the law library with my frat daddy. He's studying corporations or something. I am coloring. TSM.

Posted by Ooh goodness 957 days ago

You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed. TSM.

Posted by From Dixie With Love 885 days ago

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

Posted by kaydee lady 909 days ago

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Posted by ThrowWhatYouKnow 754 days ago

No gag reflex. TSM.

Posted by True sorostitute 1010 days ago

Your fratdaddy knowing that he can laugh at misogynistic TFMs all day, but if he ever treated you unkindly, he'd be ironing his own shirts and making his own sandwiches in a heartbeat. TSM.

Posted by DeltaCubed1888 782 days ago

On gamedays, I shotgun Nattys in $300 Lilly dresses and my grandmother's pearls. TSM.

Posted by Gator Sorostitute 1040 days ago

Okay geed, you may think I "bought" my friends but at least I don't have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there's pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.

Posted by Sperry Fratmas 875 days ago

Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.

Posted by Kappa cutie 913 days ago

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

Posted by Thetaclassy 862 days ago

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.

Posted by Always Classy 864 days ago

I don't play hard to get. I am hard to get. TSM.

Posted by Frat Sinatra 923 days ago

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Posted by ADPi_first_finest 611 days ago

Dear standards, sorry for partying. TSM.

Posted by Klassy 917 days ago

My sorority was founded before "sorority" was even a word. TSM.

Posted by babyangel 836 days ago