I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.

Posted by katyAXO 30 days ago

It's not a walk of shame if he's your boyfriend. TSM.

Posted by myohmysheisAOII 26 days ago

A drunken makeout is the same thing as a sober handshake. TSM.

Posted by PerfectionSq 26 days ago

A guy thinking he's going to use you for sex, when really, you're using him for alcohol. TSM.

Posted by kdetazeta 13 days ago

"Is that mean?" TSM.

Posted by AmericanWoman 15 days ago

Turning a guy who "doesn't do relationships" into one who does. TSM.

Posted by ClassySince1912 12 days ago

Being over summer break one week in. TSM.

Posted by Betty Crocker 28 days ago

"Getting drunk with grandma" has a whole new meaning once you join a sorority. TSM.

Posted by kappakrush 9 days ago

Taking it personally when someone guesses your sorority wrong. TSM.

Posted by HeelsandPearls405 28 days ago

"I'm not a saint, and I'm not a sinner, but everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner." -Lily Allen. TSM.

Posted by Beauty and Brains 26 days ago

Replying to his text with "Who is this?" to put him in his place. TSM.

Posted by Quill Queen 13 days ago

Refusing to acknowledge your phone in the morning, because it means you have to acknowledge your actions from last night. TSM.

Posted by Betty Crocker 30 days ago

Knowing your little is going to be perfect purely based on the fact that she is going to be your little. TSM.

Posted by BettyWouldBeProud 9 days ago

Shamelessly flirting with every hot guy after a breakup. TSM.

Posted by mdgDZ21 26 days ago

The quick check to make sure you're not wearing letters before doing anything wildly inappropriate in public. TSM.

Posted by AmericanWoman 15 days ago

Staying at your parents' for the summer, but knowing your real home is on Greek row. TSM.

Posted by UABsGreekGal 22 days ago

Sending screenshots of TSMs to sisters because retweeting the best ones would result in an email from standards. TSM.

Posted by thedreamteam 26 days ago

Struggle City: where bruises come from and bobby pins go. TSM.

Posted by Beauty and Brains 7 days ago

It's only a walk of shame if you're ashamed of what you did. TSM.

Posted by good_life 21 days ago

Drunk you getting a guy's number from his Facebook after sober you deleted it from your phone. That sneaky bitch. TSM.

Posted by Sarahjameson 20 days ago