Spending the semester more drunk than sober, but still making the Dean's list. TSM.

Posted by GlitterVeins 4 days ago

Being a wine snob at home, but drinking Barefoot out of a red solo cup at school. TSM.

Posted by srattingisahabit 4 days ago

Telling cocky assholes you 'O' every time, so they feel inadequate when they can't make it happen. TSM.

Posted by sratty bitch 4 days ago

Last night was slutty, humiliating, and possibly illegal. Overall, I'd say it was a success. TSM.

Posted by Betty Crocker 4 days ago

Preferring tanning beds to spray tans because they feel "more natural." TSM.

Posted by hot piece of TSM 4 days ago

Meaning to drunk dial your grandbig and accidentally getting your grandma. TSM.

Posted by Alpha Oh 5 days ago

"The struggle is real." TSM.

Posted by pocahotmess 5 days ago

Rush so hard panhellenic wanna fine me. TSM.

Posted by Alpha Oh 5 days ago

The way to a girl's heart is through her whiskey. TSM.

Posted by 50shades 5 days ago

Stopping by the hair salon before your house after your six hour drive home from college. TSM.

Posted by pocahotmess 5 days ago

Pinkies up, panties down. TSM.

Posted by sratty bitch 6 days ago

"I knew this was going to be your profile picture." TSM.

Posted by Snow White 6 days ago

The guy who offers to run a naked lap on your behalf. TSM.

Posted by SB1852 6 days ago

The occasional "We might actually be alcoholics" moment of concern before brushing it off and pouring another drink. TSM.

Posted by ADPiMO 6 days ago

Having a love/hate relationship with LuLu. TSM.

Posted by MidwestZeta 6 days ago

Snapchatting your littles nonstop to keep the boy off your "best friends" list. TSM.

Posted by Alpha Oh 6 days ago

If I'm not right next to my big, I'm too far away from her. TSM.

Posted by pocahotmess 6 days ago

Using a shot glass as a measuring device while baking. TSM.

Posted by taryn86 6 days ago

That "But really, though" moment after sharing a good laugh. TSM.

Posted by WalkOfFame 6 days ago

Your oversized sunglasses barely hiding the judgmental looks you give people for their finals week appearance. TSM.

Posted by DeeZee123 7 days ago