"How can I not be his type? I'm EVERYONE'S type!" TSM.

Posted by teachmehowtokd 5 days ago

His brothers asking you to draft rules and standards for their sweethearts. TSM.

Posted by PearlsBootsArgyle 5 days ago

Laughing it off when someone calls you a bitch, but planning revenge if someone calls you a geed. TSM.

Posted by First_and_Finest1851 5 days ago

The go-to birthday present for a sister being her favorite bottle of alcohol. TSM.

Posted by First_and_Finest1851 5 days ago

I don't see coolers anymore, just canvases. TSM.

Posted by PrettiestPenguin 5 days ago

Stalking incoming freshman like it's your job, because as recruitment chair, it kind of is. TSM.

Posted by First_and_Finest1851 5 days ago

Getting a Snapchat from your big as soon as she walks off the stage at graduation. TSM.

Posted by LuckyToBeDZ 5 days ago

"Oh my God! Is that a hickey?!" TSM.

Posted by Snow White 5 days ago

Refusing to acknowledge your phone in the morning, because it means you have to acknowledge your actions from last night. TSM.

Posted by Betty Crocker 5 days ago

I like my drinks like I like my country: free. TSM.

Posted by katyAXO 5 days ago

The only person who gets me is my big. TSM.

Posted by NEsratgirl 5 days ago

Getting preffed by the homecoming queen. TSM.

Posted by kappakrazy14 5 days ago

Finishing the Total Frat Move book faster than Fifty Shades of Grey. TSM.

Posted by vegas_xi 5 days ago

"I need a tutu just for emergencies like this. I need an emergency tutu." TSM.

Posted by RoseGreenAndGlitter 5 days ago

Naming your boyfriend's new puppy after your sorority's precious gem. TSM.

Posted by pinkandbrownpearls 5 days ago

Getting the t-shirt even if you didn't attend the event. TSM.

Posted by CarolinaGurl99 5 days ago

Swiping someone to the left on Tinder because he's wearing cargo shorts. TSM.

Posted by SemoSrat 5 days ago

"My father signs your paycheck." TSM.

Posted by Mrs_TSM 5 days ago

Picking out your future little before recruitment even begins. TSM.

Posted by maegs11 5 days ago

Being the last one to leave the party...and the library. TSM.

Posted by PrettyLittlePiPhi 5 days ago