Lost my headphones, looks like it's time to buy a new iPod. TSM.

Posted by SB Ready 247 840 days ago

Parents coming in town for a visit. Telling them to pick me up from the fratcastle when they get here. TSM.

Posted by a true southern lady 840 days ago

Needle-pointing in class instead of paying attention to lecture. TSM.

Posted by lovelilly 840 days ago

Using the adjective "tragic" to describe new members. TSM.

Posted by Pearl Necklace xo 840 days ago

Drunk texting my mom. TSM.

Posted by SorryforFratting 840 days ago

Being a size 2 and still drinking slimfast for fun. TSM.

Posted by DDDintheSEC 840 days ago

On the phone with the Risk Management chair as he hazes his pledges. TSM.

Posted by azureblue 840 days ago

Two of my sorority sisters went on weight watchers together and they both lost 40 pounds. I decided it wasn't so bad if I was friends with them on facebook again. TSM.

Posted by pearls_polos_pink 840 days ago

Daddy said I needed to get a work-study so I can have "work experience". Of course, I'm off the hook...Daddy forgot I don't qualify for financial aid. TSM.

Posted by HottDamn1852 840 days ago

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii." TSM.

Posted by Hottietottie 840 days ago

Having more credit cards than classes. TSM.

Posted by SigmaKappaSexKitten 840 days ago

Coloring book, crayons, and Lilly agenda. Ready for class. TSM.

Posted by pearlkindagirl 840 days ago

Beating the opposing intramural B-Team by 50, and all they have to justify their lacking ability is their opinion of a "cute" jersey. TSM.

Posted by pi beta phresh 840 days ago

That's the ugly chapter here. TSM.

Posted by SorostitutePi 840 days ago

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we're expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

Posted by Crowns and Violets 840 days ago

Today my moms friends at the country club were arguing over whose son would get to marry me. TSM

Posted by SigmaKappaSexKitten 840 days ago

My sorority was founded before "sorority" was even a word. TSM.

Posted by babyangel 840 days ago

Losing by 50 in an intramural game to girls twice our size, but having cuter shirts, shorter shorts, and way more fans. TSM.

Posted by cutie hootie 782 841 days ago

Finished 2 glasses of wine in first class on my flight before they even offered the geeds tap water. TSM.

Posted by polosandpearlsxo 841 days ago

Making peace signs in pictures. NS. Head-tilting and doing the skinny arm like a goddamn pro. TSM.

Posted by ZimZamHotSlam 841 days ago