Elle Woods would've proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Posted by LivingXiLife 316 days ago

The only three things a guy should want to change about a girl are her last name, her address, and her point of view on men. TSM.

Posted by ADPi_first_finest 245 days ago

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It's a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Posted by PearlsRN 287 days ago

Can't I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Posted by twinstarstate 226 days ago

I shall call her Little and she shall be mine and she shall be my Little. TSM.

Posted by litpgirl4eva 330 days ago

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Posted by partylikeits1867 276 days ago

Dancing on a sister until the creeper goes away. TSM.

Posted by Project Mayhem 247 days ago

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

Posted by alpha_glamorous 219 days ago

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could've found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Posted by Pink1874 311 days ago

Don't marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son just like him. TSM.

Posted by Oh Hot Dam Alpha Gam 209 days ago

McDonald's in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Posted by pearlsanddaggers 321 days ago

Open books, not legs. Blow minds, not guys. TSM.

Posted by Thetarade 167 days ago

The sailboats are pink because I always get what I want. You're welcome. TSM.

Posted by TSM Intern 184 days ago

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.

Posted by lyreprincess 213 days ago

Carrie in the closet, Charlotte on the streets, Miranda in the classroom, Samantha in the sheets. TSM.

Posted by pearlygammygirly 191 days ago

Being voted Sweetheart because I'm actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

Posted by crimsonphi 183 days ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Posted by KappaDelta1897 336 days ago

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

Posted by SoFlylikeaGPhiB 234 days ago

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Posted by TPAall the way 232 days ago

You're only as strong as the sisters behind you, the man beside you, and the heels beneath you. TSM.

Posted by i only mess w_classy 252 days ago

WHERE do all of my bobby pins go? TSM.

Posted by Adpizzle1851 151 days ago

Feminists want to be treated as men's equals. I want to be treated much better. TSM.

Posted by Blue and Blue Belle 287 days ago

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Posted by SratFifthAve 329 days ago

Being able to spot a Greek woman a mile away, even without her letters on. She has impeccable fashion sense, is in amazing shape, and walks with a confidence that comes with being an individual part of a collective, exclusive whole. TSM.

Posted by AX85 206 days ago

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

Posted by MissChrissySays 248 days ago

Boys are like PNMs: They think they pick us, but we pick them. TSM.

Posted by Alpha Gamma Darling 312 days ago

From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. From the inside looking out, you can't explain it. TSM.

Posted by RayBan 227 days ago

Here's to lack of sleep, blistered feet, and amazing new sisters at the end of the week. TSM.

Posted by SoFlyGPhi 267 days ago

Gameday pictures: behind every girl's back is a cup. TSM.

Posted by ClassyKappaDelta 226 days ago

Autocorrect needs to learn that it's ok to add extra letters when I'm excitedddd!!! TSM.

Posted by suiteheart 292 days ago