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First mistake: leaving the U.S.
I’ve been abroad in Madrid for a month, and it only took me a few days to realize my mistake.
60% touching a trash can
38% laughing at still object
1.99% invisible surfing
0.01% picking up girls
That… That’s not what happens when you take shrooms
Jack Hammer, come on you can do better than this.
“Hey……Where can I get a bike?”
Greatest pick up line ever. Great job, goobs.
Typical goobers making excuses for why they couldn’t pick up chicks.
The Asian was on shrooms before he took the shrooms