Two of my favorite things.
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Calling women “things.” TFM.
“Hey Betsy Ross, need a pole for that flag?”
I guess that’s what they meant when they said “bend over and show me the 50 states.”
I would pee in her butt
^Happened to me once. It was embarrassing.
You probably have a shy bladder and wouldn’t even be able to
Names? Just so we know who not to search on facebook.
I wanna poke that ass with every throbbing inch of patriotism in me.
In you? Gross
I’d like to slap some barbecue sauce on that ol’ butt and just uh burr burr burr burr burrrr.
I’ll allow it.