Told a brother to yell dollar menu items while banging this slut he met 5 minutes earlier. He did and she loved it. TFM.
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Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Getting the wrong lens prescription because you took the eye exam while intoxicated. TFM.
Describing every competition you don’t win as “horse shit,” “rigged,” or “un-American.” TFM.