Making TFM regret letting me name a character in the movie. TFM.
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With Valentine’s day coming up, I have some advice for all you cheapskates who are going to cook for your slams.
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a year ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I’m grilling grilled cheese. I didn’t notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn’t taste any worse. Last month, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my mother, I started thinking about my first love I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor – I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it’s essence wasn’t entirely a lie, I just didn’t specify it was my nut butter. I’m not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Why’s it worth doing if you can’t tell her?
^^^, ^^^^, ^^^^^ Y’all seriously need to re-evaluate your sense of humor. This guy is hilarious.
Where do people like you come from?
^Fuck you. Definitely cooking the slam something with nut butter in the near future.
Repulsive. I think I love it.
Motion to make this guy the author of the next book.
^^^ seriously fuck this guy how does his shit make it through moderation?
Also how many fuck screws are loose in his head
^^^^^^^^ yeah considering they moderate the word ni.ght because it has ni.g in it, I am astounded too
If there’s not a character named after N_ate Hi_ggers, I’m going to be slightly agitated. Also, if there’s not an effeminate Pledge Educator named The Commodore that partakes in “Gayzing”, I’m definitely going to be infuriated.
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Making Dorn and Bacon regret they were ever born. RFM.
Nathaniel Higgers would also be acceptable if they won’t call him Nate.
They definitely need the sure, why not guy.
Make them regret it by GAYZING???!!
^You is with gays now.
They won’t let me be in the movie I already tried.
McCoy must be in the movie.
Ben Dover. Frat.
Dorn should play the role of DUDE SKUNK the retard hairlip
I ar plays the housedad.
^You is not DOOD SKUNK. Go fuck yourself an then suddenly fish.
My old shop teacher being named Drew Peacock. TFM