U.S. Naval Academy Will Close School On Tuesday To Celebrate Their Win Over Houston

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Nice Move


The Naval Academy faced their first true test of the season this weekend, and as any good American military branch is expected to do, they kicked their opposition’s ass. And while the United States’ navy has decimated half the globe in its time, it has been a long 32 years since their football team last beat a top 10 team – the truest test of might, wars be damned.

The Midshipmen seized the excitement of the victory and rushed the field, leading to likely one of the classiest, dressiest, and most sober on-field celebrations in the history of the sport.

But ending the party after a sober on-field celebration just wouldn’t be right. Nobody ends a fucking party at 5PM. That’s just asinine. Thankfully, the Naval Academy superintendent must’ve raged a time or two in his younger days, and quickly announced that the entire academy would be closed Tuesday in order to give their historic victory a proper celebration.

Great move, Supe.

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