Making your fake ID’s birthday July 4th. TFM.
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^If you ain’t first, you’re last.
This is a good one, I’ll hand it to you.
Your actual birthday being the 4th of July. TFM
Fake ID. NF
Knowing the right people. FaF.
Having your REAL ID’s birthday as July 4th, TFM
^ Reading previous written comments. RFM.
Only having sex on October 4th to up the chances of a July 4th child birth?
Nice move. It’s what the Founding Fathers would want!
^Am I too new to not know this guy?
your birthday actually being July 4th. tfm?
Being a Marine born on the 4th of July. TAmericanMove