Not remembering to tell Holiday Pledge to change from a pilgrim to Santa until you see him on Monday…and then blaming him. TFM.

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    You’re username is the most perplexing username on this entire website. Are you telling the “Pledge” in question to, in fact, eat a dick? If so, then you are lacking a well placed comma. Then there is the other side of the coin; are you telling everyone to actually eat a “Dick Pledge?” Who would name their kid Richard Pledge in the first place and have them go by the nickname Dick? Do you endorse cannibalism? God damn this is pissing me off.

    Also, your posts suck.

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