Not remembering to tell Holiday Pledge to change from a pilgrim to Santa until you see him on Monday…and then blaming him. TFM.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops break up your house party. TFM.
“It gets me from point A to point B,” when asked about your fifty thousand dollar car. TFM.
Buying Dad his birthday present from the country club pro shop, on his account. TFM.