This tee shirt is now available at the Official Online Store of the UCLA Bruins, following the thrilling victory over crosstown rival USC.
PSA: Do not ever make a tee shirt with a winning score and date on it. Just don’t. Doing so is a declaration of inferiority. The only exception is a national title game victory. Even then, I’d still recommend avoiding it. And yeah I know, UCLA is hardly the only school guilty of this, but it gets worse.
What’s up with the fireworks? That’s the cheesiest shit I’ve ever seen. Is that how you guys at UCLA always “celebrate good times”? After graduation, do you hop in the car with your boys and say stuff like, “Hey bro, you mind hittin’ up the fireworks stand? I need to reload on bottle rockets and sparklers.” And when your bud finally knocks boots with that girl he’s been working on all semester, do you take him out for beers and a Roman candle battle at dusk?
Act like you’ve been there and leave the Black Cats at home, guys.