UCLA Celebrates Victory Over USC with Cheesiest Tee Shirt Imaginable

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This tee shirt is now available at the Official Online Store of the UCLA Bruins, following the thrilling victory over crosstown rival USC.

PSA: Do not ever make a tee shirt with a winning score and date on it. Just don’t. Doing so is a declaration of inferiority. The only exception is a national title game victory. Even then, I’d still recommend avoiding it. And yeah I know, UCLA is hardly the only school guilty of this, but it gets worse.

What’s up with the fireworks? That’s the cheesiest shit I’ve ever seen. Is that how you guys at UCLA always “celebrate good times”? After graduation, do you hop in the car with your boys and say stuff like, “Hey bro, you mind hittin’ up the fireworks stand? I need to reload on bottle rockets and sparklers.” And when your bud finally knocks boots with that girl he’s been working on all semester, do you take him out for beers and a Roman candle battle at dusk?

Act like you’ve been there and leave the Black Cats at home, guys.



Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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    If this is seriously news, I propose a weekly “Roger_Dorn Talks Fashion” column.

    “Uh, that shirt is *totally* too cheesy bro. Lets find you something a little more Autumny”

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    Plan B is Plan A

    The greatest accomplishment in the history of the UCLA football program: winning a regular season game against a mediocre and ridiculously overhyped Trojans team.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 3 years ago

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