Ukrainian Astronomers Name Star “Putin Is A Dickhead”

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Nice Move

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How about the balls on these fucking guys? Tension between Ukraine and Russia? Check. Not so subtly calling Putin a dickhead? Check. Worried about pissing off the man? Not a fuck in sight.

From The Wire:

Ukrainian astronomers along with pro-Ukraine activists have gotten together to name a star “Putin-Huilo!” Huilo (sometimes spelled khulio) is a Ukrainian term which translates loosely to a combination of “dickhead,” “fucker,” and “asshole.”

Putin is a pretty vain guy in general, so I assume that he’ll stare up at his shining dickhead on a constant basis. Even though it will piss him off while he looks at it, he’ll probably get some sick and twisted satisfaction out of it. Putin can check out his star, and he can do so by locating its coordinates, which are “Celestial Star: right Ascension: 18 h 59 m 47.09 s Slope: 46 * 26 ’44’, ‘magnitude: 11.”

I’m not sure what most of that nerd talk means, but I do expect that the Putin star will invade its bordering constellations. I can imagine that Putin’s only logical response to this will be to order full on attack on the Ukrainian astronomy program. He seems like the kind of guy who would do that. The real takeaway from all this is that I am now going to start calling the intern “Huilo.” He’s a real dipshit.

[via The Wire]

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