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UM’s Spike Albrecht Shoots Lights Out, Parlays New Found Fame Into Kate Upton’s Tits

Little Spike Albrecht scored early and often during last night’s thrilling national championship game against Louisville. Now, after the dust has settled in a disappointing Michigan loss, Spike is still trying to score.

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God, that was so smooth, as smooth as his stroke from beyond the arc. “Hope to see you again.” Beautiful. Pay attention, guys. He “hopes” to see her. No pressure. No formalities. No overzealousness. He just hopes to run into her, like perhaps at the grocery store or post office, and that’s when he’ll ask her out for some dinner and some sex. It’s not rocket surgery, guys.

Albrecht got off to a blazing start, scoring 17 first half points on 6-7 shooting (4-4 from three-point line), but he lost his sizzle in the second half. So did the rest of the Wolverines. Now we know why…

They got distracted by ^those sweater monsters sitting a few rows deep.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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