America Uses Pair Of Fighter Jets To Flex Gigantic Balls Of Freedom On Kim Jong-un

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You know you’ve really pissed off the Americans when you see the US military flexin’ on you for fun. In a display of military power, the U.S. military flew four F-22 stealth fighter jets near South Korea’s border with North Korea on Wednesday.

You really stepped in the shit this time, Kim Jong-Un.

The U.S. flew the four stealth ‘Raptors’ in solidarity with South Korean war planes as tensions between the North and South continue to rise. North Korea claimed it launched a satellite about a week ago, but that ended up being a cover up for a long-range missile launch.

This recent flyover comes about a month after the U.S. flew a B-52 bomber over South Korea, another show of force against the North.

These displays of force are truly amazing. Every time North Korea does something, the US says, “that’s cute” and then shows a weapon 30 times more powerful.

United Nations Command, U.S. Forces Korea deputy commander and U.S. 7th Air Force commander, Lt. Gen. Terrence O’Shaughnessy said in a statement: “The F-22 ‘Raptor’ is the most capable air superiority fighter in the world, and it represents one of many capabilities available for the defense of this great nation. The U.S. maintains an ironclad commitment to the defense of the Republic of Korea.”

Ya see that, Kimmy? You’ve started a dick showing contest that only the long, girthy dick of the US military can end. Don’t test us.


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