Have you ever sat in class and contemplated the many different paths some of your classmates had to take to be accepted and enroll into your university? Some of these dipshits aren’t qualified to wash the weekly turd out of the showers, much less sit in a college classroom and pretend there is an ounce of intelligence in their barren craniums.
A Pennsylvania college student inadvertently outed himself as one of those questionable admissions after having a box of fake IDs from China shipped to the university mailroom. Unfortunately for the foolish student, he happens to have the same name as a dean at the university. The mailroom staff had a 50/50 shot at correctly depositing the package in the student’s mailbox. Instead, it wound up in the hands of the dean — and a student’s worst nightmare commenced.
“You can’t make this up,” Radnor Police Superintendent William Colarulo said of the similarity in names that lead to the discovery.
The incident came to light when the unidentified dean opened a package from Guangzhou, China, that contained a small lime-green picture frame. Further examination discovered eight realistic – but fraudulent – identification cards made for four 18-year-old male students inside the back cover. The dean contacted authorities.
If there is any glimmer of hope for the implicated students, the police have yet to charge them with a crime. Despite having their parents contacted, they may escape this with a slap on the wrist from the school.
Just so it’s noted, the school has offered them counseling for their issue. What exactly you can counsel a kid on for seeking to possess false identification is not exactly clear to me, but I’m sure the always intelligent university administrators know what’s best..
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