Asking her what movie she wants to fuck to on the late night redbox run. TFM.
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Stalking her Facebook so you know which movie without asking. RFM.
Assuming every black person has the last name Freeman.
the irony in that name.
^^ 918? You live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. TU?
i will use this and call it my own
This is funny because the act of watching a movie together is frequently used by fraternity men as an innocuous pretext to get a member of the opposite sex alone in her place of residence so that she can engage in sexual activity with him without the stigma of promiscuity that accompanies directly admitting her intent to do so. The poster is simultaneously utilizing and ridiculing this practice by going through the formality of renting a film but also directly acknowledging to his sexual partner that said film will only be used as background noise for their impending sexual intercourse.
I always look for this guy before reading the other comments just in case I’m not fully understanding the joke, so that way I get a better reading experience later on
I never would have guessed…
^^^He is a big fat phony.
Miracle. Every time.
get apple tv you r tard
^^ Not giving her any say at all, and putting Miracle on every time. TFM
If you don’t fuck her raw dog to Saw 2 while she’s on her period, you’re a fucking pussy.
^I love extra ketchup on my hotdog.
You should take her to the theater instead and ask for two tickets to ‘pound town’. Such a great film.
You aren’t funny and you fucking suck
^Hey man. Like, come on with that.
My mother suggested I go into film since I “watch so many movies.”
My mom said I should be a barber cause I get my hair cut every few weeks. Dumbass.
I would prefer to watch animal planet instead.
You also sit down to pee.
Love the name.^
Her = your sister or cousin?
Hur hur hur.
Redbox NF. Blockbuster FAF
Do you watch the movies on your vcr grandpa?
^All caps. NF
Redbox bought Blockbuster, dipshit.
^ No, Randy Marsh bought Blockbuster (for a mere $10,000; great deal), dipshit.