Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. TFM.
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This is funny because many less-successful male suitors have arrived at the bedroom of a female classmate expecting to engage in sexual activity, only to find that said woman is only interested in intimate touching of a non-sexual nature. By coining this portmanteu of the words “cuddling” and “cunnilingus”, the poster is suggesting that he rarely or never finds himself in that predicament, his seduction skills being developed enough that he is able to seamlessly transition from platonic situations to sexual acts with ease.
^^ fake troll
^^^^Thank you for clearing that up.
^ you’re trying way too hard
^^^ I fucking love this guy.
that didn’t work..
“I need to call home”- ET
^^ I always look forward to seeing you around
^^^ too good
I want to squirt endorsement juice all over your face.
Turning spooning into forking. TFM.
^i prefer sporking
^ I prefer knifing.
I prefer chop sticking. Two chopsticks, one sorisitute.
Why eat silverware? I prefer sausage 😉
^what the hell does that mean
^You guys are all fucking retarded.
Hey! You not call me wetahd. Vewy o-fence-ive n make aakxoskekwkcivjfnwmqoxpalalwkrnfousiwoqpsoxicr.
“I see what you did there”
^TYSHDM (Total You Suck Huge Dick Move)
^You can suck on my small testicles. JuCo for life. I’ll have more gay as friends than you ever will. My dad is way more rich than you and I don’t pay for my friends.
^You obviously don’t know what RFM means. Not knowing something. It’s a TFM.
^None of those.
Nintendo64, it was funny the first time, but I don’t thing anyone wants to see this shit again.
You have the grammar of a prepubescent boy. Shove your Dad’s dick back in your mouth and go back to working at McDonalds.
Devry – TYSHDM.
isn’t cuddlingus a disease of some sort? somebody teach me.
Her needs. NF.
Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. NF. Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlatio. TFM
Casual cuddling is for pussies. Aggressive cuddling is so fucking frat and slams love it.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
The word cuddle. NF…pussy