Turning the casual act of cuddling into cuddlingus. TFM.
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This is funny because many less-successful male suitors have arrived at the bedroom of a female classmate expecting to engage in sexual activity, only to find that said woman is only interested in intimate touching of a non-sexual nature. By coining this portmanteu of the words “cuddling” and “cunnilingus”, the poster is suggesting that he rarely or never finds himself in that predicament, his seduction skills being developed enough that he is able to seamlessly transition from platonic situations to sexual acts with ease.
^^ fake troll
^^^ I fucking love this guy.
^^^^Thank you for clearing that up.
^ you’re trying way too hard
I think it was good. There. I said it.
Nobody asked for your opinion, ass-hat.
What Anus said.
You going to feed my cornholio? Heheheheheheheh
^^^Your excessive use of periods makes everyone think you’re on your period. You female.
Casual cuddling is for pussies. Aggressive cuddling is so fucking frat and slams love it.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
“I need to call home”- ET
^^ I always look forward to seeing you around
I want to squirt endorsement juice all over your face.
^^^ too good
The word cuddle. NF…pussy
This is a fucking horrible play on words and you’re a reggin.
“Reggin” – might have to borrow that one some time
Never cuddle just fuck
And pussies take dicks. Only queers and bitches take dicks.
I SECOND THAT. ONLY PUSSIES CUDDLE.
Turning spooning into forking. TFM.
I prefer chop sticking. Two chopsticks, one sorisitute.
^ I prefer knifing.
^i prefer sporking
Why eat silverware? I prefer sausage