Put a load into the dishwasher. She swallowed. TFM.
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Most original post in a long time. Congrats
Witty posts like this bring my faith back to this site. Congrats sir.
Charlie Sheen would be proud.
this might be the best i’ve seen
Ahhhh I see what you did there
Take a breather bro, you seem mad.
Pretty sure he’s mad
you mad bro?
Why do people on this site say this on almost every post. Get original. Find some other way to say “nice move”
You paint you words like an artist. Well played.
you paint you words like an artist too
This post is very similar to a joke from a Jeff Foxworthy stand up from the early 90’s. “You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.” You took that joke and made it even better. Good work.