That level of inebriation where anywhere becomes an acceptable place to piss. TFM.
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Raising money for ALS while simultaneously facilitating the largest ever wet t-shirt contest. TFM.
Asking the pledges, “Do you think I like doing this?!” when they all know you very much enjoy it. TFM.
Making your doctor take a guess before answering his question of how many drinks you have per week. TFM.
Being a freshman’s best friend for two weeks, then his worst nightmare for the next 15. TFM.