The University of Chicago is sending a stern warning to incoming freshmen. That warning is that your stupid, little safe spaces and cryings for trigger warnings will not be tolerated. University officials sent out the following letter to the 2020 class:
It’s about goddamn time. Let me tell you, kids these days are getting too soft. We can’t just cater to everyone’s needs. That’s just not how the real world works. There are going to be times where you don’t get your way or someone says something that you don’t necessarily agree with, but you know what happens when you complain in the real world? Nobody listens, and all of a sudden you are now the whiny bitch of the office. No one likes the whiny bitch.
So fuck your safe spaces and fuck your trigger warnings, all you PC SJWs out there. If you got a problem with it, hit me with an email @ firstname.lastname@example.org, because I’m running out of toilet paper at home and could print out your emails and use them to wipe my ass..
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