Robert Muldoon in Jurassic Park. TFM.
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Getting eaten by a dinosaur is a pretty frat way to go out.
To be fair, he probably actually uses those pockets for keeping shit to kill fucking dinosaurs.
These are cargo shorts!! Intern what the fuck is this!?
^He makes up for it by slaying dinosaurs.
He also needs the extra pockets for science shit and shotgun shells.
Ill forgive these cargos. This motherfucker is slaying fucken dinosaurs.
The cargo pockets get a pass, I mean he kills dinosaurs for a living. But he’s a living irony, because the entire movie he’s touted as some badass motherfucker and then when he actually goes to do what he’s so badass at, he gets eaten. Just like Quint in “Jaws.”
TFTC about dinosaurs.
I guess none of you idiots have heard of PFGs…
The fact that most of you cunts have no knowledge of or experience with proper big six hunting attire is probably the reason I’ve lost faith in this entire website
Every try hard probably has a huge erection
These are not cargo shorts. If anything they’re equivalent to modern day Columbia’s.
But he wears costas so it’s cool
Don’t comment on your own post, secondly you can plainly see the “cargo” pocket. Lastly, this screams homoerotica…
This motherfucker commented on his own post! You fucking cock sucker.