The cops not falling for the “I don’t know English” move because they can tell how American you are. TFM.
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Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM.
Getting the wrong lens prescription because you took the eye exam while intoxicated. TFM.
Describing every competition you don’t win as “horse shit,” “rigged,” or “un-American.” TFM.