Last thing I remember is canceling cups of shots out at the bar, woke up in her bed, naked, in a puddle of my own urine. TFM.
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Pointing at a stranger in class and saying, “This guy knows what I’m talking about,” after saying something extremely offensive. TFM.
Mass texting the pledges to have them form a victory tunnel as the slam leaves in the morning. TFM.