Partying with a porn star. TFM.
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What a goober
perfect description for this guy
This is the first person where goober 100% defines them
could you smell the herps?
Commence pee in butt
You look like Todd from Wedding Crashers
Are you crazy? There’s no way I would condone treating this girl like a real lady. I would minivan her however.
I would just be excited to be eskimo brothers with gronk.
His hair is a failed attempt at a Lloyd Christmas bowl cut.
Oh, and cut that fucking mop boy.
Ex-Porn Star… http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/07/rob-gronkowskis-porn-star-friend-bibi-jones-announces-retirement-at-the-age-20/
“I’ll be in my room painting…homo things”
I’d put it in her butt
“Oh boy oh boy oh boy… Maybe if I pay her enough I’ll be able to touch my first boob!”
Touch her boob? That’s assault brotha
…at a porn convention.
“I don’t know what it is about your face, but i just want to deliver one of these right in your suck hole.”
1) You are from Georgia and posting this. Thanks for embarrassing the rest of the state you dick.
2) I’m ashamed that this has more “nice moves” then comments. This should at least be a 2:1 spread on the comments to nice moves, meaning you are a terrible human being and should end your life as soon as possible.
Bonus: Get a goddamn hair cut.
…And that night he rode solo on the tandem back to his dorm
And looking like a serial killer
I think his partner in crime is a view photos down pouring booze down an innocent girl’s mouth
^^^^^^^ what’s wrong with a good old stranglebate sesh?
^^^ Nailed it. My God, look how thin and creepy his fucking hair is. I can see the headlines now. “Fraternity boy makes porn star rub the lotion on its skin in basement.”
He’s just sweaty because he rollerbladed to the party.
His brothers do seem to recall an awful lot of loose doorknobs.
This kid is the product of generations of inbreeding.
This guy definitely beats off with a belt around his neck.
^^^^^ Possibly one of the best comments I’ve read on here.
Ironic, because you look like a virgin
He does look pretty nervous
I have that shirt. Twinkies!
You wear cargos too? Twinkies!
^i see what you did there.