Cedric “Thor” Leimkuehler loves the University of Kansas. Well, he loves University of Kansas basketball. That’s about as far as that school’s rooting interests go, but OH MAN does he love it. Just look at that face. He’s INTO that preseason game, making angry love to the victory.
Thor, by the way, is apparently a self-appointed nickname that, were it not so perfectly fitting, would be the lamest fucking thing I have ever heard. Well, it’s still lame, but he makes it work. Look at the guy:
That might actually be the Norse god of thunder. Chris Hemsworth is pissed.
Thor used to be on the heralded kU Quidditch team before switching over to male cheerleading. I would not want to run into that guy’s bludger, that’s for sure.
Now, however, it won’t be a twee little seeker who thinks he’s playing a sport living in fear of Thor, but rather the opponents who enter Allen Fieldhouse. That arena might have already been the hardest place to play in college basketball, but now with Thor roaming the sidelines, lifting cheerleaders into the sky, and screaming ancient Scandinavian curses into one of those old timey megaphones, it seems like a road win in Allen Fieldhouse is all but impossible. Also, Wiggins might have something to do with that, but if Kansas wins it all this year, I’m giving full credit to Thor.
Thor now has his own parody account, which you can follow here: @KUThorLeader