Drinking America’s oldest beer with your American breakfast. TFM.
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Hungry Jack. NF. Aunt Jemima. FAF.
^ Aunt Jemima is 3/5’s as good as Hungry Jack.
3/5s as good as a human, 10x better as a syrup.
Wait a cotton-pickin’ minute. Something has been done!
You’re all wrong. Quit giving so many fucks.
This meal is Ron Swanson approved.
“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.”
Not enough whiskey.
Guys, I like the shark.
Clever the first time, but already old.
Yea I’ve seen a lot of people take things from chive and post them like this
Couldn’t afford real maple syrup you hunyak?
That salt/pepper shaker is badass
Hell yeah! Yuengling is awesome. Glad more Greeks around America are starting to drink it more.
It ain’t bad
I do not care for it.
This make me want to wake up before noon to eat breakfast tomarrow.
^ This makes me want to give you a English lesson in spelling.
^Well I took Grammar in private school and we did spelling lessons every day. I guess they do things differently in Pubic School.
You’re all pussies. There, I settled it. Also, i’m going to bitch slap you all so hard that your unborn children are going to come out well mannered.
^ my God try harder why don’t you
*an. Also, I believe the class you’re reffering to is Grammer. Not “English-Spelling” class.
^^Fuck you and fuck your spelling lesson, boy.
^^^^ ^^^ & ^ Fuck You. ^^ You are correct sir.
1. The study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.
2. These features or constructions themselves: English grammar.
3. An account of these features; a set of rules accounting for these constructions: a grammar of English.
^Fuck you and fuck your name, cum guzzler.
This is such a clusterfuck.
^^First, it is a spelling lesson. Grammar deals with punctuation, sentence structure, and tenses. Second, grammar*.
Lager is fine, but ale is divine.
Misinterpreting America’s oldest brewery for America’s oldest beer. TDAM
^ idiot it is the oldest brewery and the oldest beer in America!