Drinking America’s oldest beer with your American breakfast. TFM.
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Hungry Jack. NF. Aunt Jemima. FAF.
^ Aunt Jemima is 3/5’s as good as Hungry Jack.
3/5s as good as a human, 10x better as a syrup.
Wait a cotton-pickin’ minute. Something has been done!
You’re all wrong. Quit giving so many fucks.
This meal is Ron Swanson approved.
Not enough whiskey.
“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whisky and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at once because I am a free American.”
Guys, I like the shark.
That salt/pepper shaker is badass
Clever the first time, but already old.
Yea I’ve seen a lot of people take things from chive and post them like this
Couldn’t afford real maple syrup you hunyak?
Hell yeah! Yuengling is awesome. Glad more Greeks around America are starting to drink it more.
It ain’t bad
I do not care for it.
This make me want to wake up before noon to eat breakfast tomarrow.
^ This makes me want to give you a English lesson in spelling.
^Well I took Grammar in private school and we did spelling lessons every day. I guess they do things differently in Pubic School.
*an. Also, I believe the class you’re reffering to is Grammer. Not “English-Spelling” class.
You’re all pussies. There, I settled it. Also, i’m going to bitch slap you all so hard that your unborn children are going to come out well mannered.
^ my God try harder why don’t you
^^Fuck you and fuck your spelling lesson, boy.
^^^^ ^^^ & ^ Fuck You. ^^ You are correct sir.
1. The study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax.
2. These features or constructions themselves: English grammar.
3. An account of these features; a set of rules accounting for these constructions: a grammar of English.
^Fuck you and fuck your name, cum guzzler.
This is such a clusterfuck.
^^First, it is a spelling lesson. Grammar deals with punctuation, sentence structure, and tenses. Second, grammar*.
Lager is fine, but ale is divine.
Misinterpreting America’s oldest brewery for America’s oldest beer. TDAM
^ idiot it is the oldest brewery and the oldest beer in America!