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    Frat Misogynist

    Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!”. Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. I look her straight in the eye and say, ‘Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
    And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
    I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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      Rutherford B_Haze

      ^ This. I bet ^^ thinks wearing patriotic clothes is trying to hard. And to that I say fuck you, this is the land of the free, and I will wear an American flag shirt, Reagan Bush hat, and red white and blue 4″ inseams if I fucking want to.

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      Tommy Gufano

      I didn’t realize that being proud of your country made you look like a dumbass. This is America and we fought for our freedom here. Don’t you have a gun control rally to lead? Go get your shine box

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    Fucking try hard… no sane person, intelligent enough to be apart of such an event, would sink his stock in such a way. NF

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      Tommy Gufano

      Well, you’re definitely not “a part” of such an event. If you’re gonna bust balls at least don’t sound like a dingleberry yourself.

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