Cousin Eddie’s essentials: six-pack of Busch and stogie. TFM.
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He looks like the kind of guy who tries to get his dick wet at the family reunion
You serious, Clark?
Living in a run-down trailer on government property and receiving government assistance. NF.
There’s a column that came out recently on this site that you might want to read up on.
Let’s go find your sister.
I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don’t you, Clark?
You’re the gourmet around here, Ed.
Where can I get some dam bait?
Is that some special sort of bait you use when fishing at a dam?
Uncle Eddie! It’s me, Rusty!
It needed to happen.
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
White Trash – Funny, but NF.