Cousin Eddie’s essentials: six-pack of Busch and stogie. TFM.
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Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don’t you, Clark?
You’re the gourmet around here, Ed.
Living in a run-down trailer on government property and receiving government assistance. NF.
There’s a column that came out recently on this site that you might want to read up on.
You serious, Clark?
He looks like the kind of guy who tries to get his dick wet at the family reunion
Let’s go find your sister.
And don’t get cheap on me
Can you believe they tested A-bombs on this beautiful piece of property?
Where can I get some dam bait?
Is that some special sort of bait you use when fishing at a dam?
Uncle Eddie! It’s me, Rusty!
It needed to happen.