University Of Minnesota To Hold Seminar On Achieving Female Orgasms

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The female orgasm, huh? Why not have a seminar on ghosts or the Loch Ness Monster or comfortable condoms? But okay, University of Minnesota, I’ll bite (would that help!?!?!), why hold a seminar on the widely accepted myth known as the female orgasm?

Join us to laugh and learn about the “big O,”

The last time I learned about a “big O” and someone laughed it wasn’t so great.

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Me: Did you cum?

Her: Ha, no.

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Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot.

MULTIPLE orgasms? That’s like skipping straight to the hydra portion of a dragon seminar (nothing could better illustrate my inability to please a woman than that dragon simile). As far as the G-Spot is concerned, I already found it…

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Kate and Marshall cover it all with lots of humor

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

plenty of honesty

I ALREADY KNOW I’M BAD AT IT YOU DON’T NEED TO KEEP TELLING ME!

and an underlying message of sexual health and women’s empowerment.

Oh, yeah, women I bet you feel so empowered, what with your super hard to achieve, ultra exclusive orgasms. Sorry that pretty much anyone who tries can give me an orgasm. I guess I’m just a man of the people.

According to Campus Reform, the event has no age requirement. To some this might be troubling because they’re worried the message may reach someone too young to understand it, though I’m pretty sure in the information age the results yielded from Googling “female orgasm” would be worse than anything mentioned at this seminar, unless the sex lecturing duo busts out a Will Arnett style sex machine.

In an email exchange with Campus Reform, university spokeswoman Patricia Mattern said that the seminar is a part of the university’s mission of research. No word on if the university will be booking “Puppetry of the Penis” any time soon.

[via Campus Reform]

h/t to @TimPDion

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Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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      HCMoore

      Looks like someone didn’t get into UMN. Good luck at Madison, bro. Safety school’s aren’t such a bad thing.

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