That noise ice cubes make in a glass of scotch. TFM.
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On the rocks. NF. Neat. TFM
That’s exactly what I was going to write. They make whiskey rocks for a reason, asshat.
Asshat.. My new favorite insult.
^this fuckin guy
^This Jordan Standard
^This fuckin pledge
^This bounty hunter
I got my ring, bitches.
Why the fuck are you adding ice to your scotch? Grow a pair and drink it neat like any respectable man would.
You’re a fucking idiot. When you add water to a good scotch, the smell becomes far stronger. Also, I like my whiskey cold.
^ cool, it smells stronger to make you look like a hardass but ruins the taste.
^Exactly what I wanted to say. Man, I lvoe this guy
I’m sure brostock likes his johnnie walker red and dewar’s ice cold.
The only thing you add to scotch is the same water that it was made with to enhance the natural aromas that come from a good scotch whiskey. Since this is difficult to do unless you’re a connoisseur, it’s preferred method of consumption is neat.
^*its. Besides that, this.
How the fuck does water ruin the taste?
Yes, FaFlorida, the same water from which the scotch was made is obviously preferable, but unless you’re drinking 20+ year aged scotch regularly (which, despite the claims, almost no one on this site actually does), any water (or ice) does just fine. Maybe it’s a personal preference, but I like whiskey with ice more than whiskey without ice and that’s not gonna change.
Should be silent as there should be no ice in that beverage.
If one must drink their scotch cold, one puts only one cube in their scotch to help cut the burn.
Who said that, F Scott Fitzgerald?
a 3cm cubic scotch rock made with the same water the distillery uses I hope
Drink sum henny pu$$ys
This is not a fucking TFM, it’s a sound. Whoever keeps approving this bullshit needs to hit the unemployment line…
The noise your sperrys make after you hit a terrible drive on the par 3 at your daddy’s country club while smoking cigars and checking TFM.com app on your phone (It’s available for androids now, ENHANCE YOUR MORNING DUMP AND BUY IT FUCKFACE) all at the same time while slamming hookers and doing cocaine with a fat fucking lip in. TFM.
I just came, shat, puked, and exploded. Relevance? Steaks.
You should not be golfing with sperrys on.
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRY HARD IT INCREASES YOUR STANCE