“I love my country” being my only statement on the police report when the cop asked me why I was running down the street waving the Stars and Stripes at 3:00am. TFM.
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Being that guy that every other guy wonders what the hell she’s doing with. TFM.
Posing the question, “When have I ever let you down?” right before offering highly questionable advice. TFM.
Going to another state for spring break to do exactly what you do in your home state. TFM.