Beer, tits, and America. TFM.
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Left looks like she’s 12.
But she has the ass of a 13 year old.
^Which makes it okay
If she can crawl she can sprawl.
“It aint neva too hot or eva too cold fo fuckin”
Just like math; under 15, just do it in your head
Old enough to pee is good enough for me
If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud.
If her age isn’t on the clock, she can ride the cock.
if she’s tall enough to reach the mailbox, she’s old enough to receive my package
If you haven’t sodomized a child, you’re probably not a pedophile.
^ Keep taking laps until you learn some proper English.
Is the one on the left wearing a diaper?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PLEDGE
shut the fuck up TKE
hmm this caption is false i see no tits, or beer, and your flag shouldn’t look flaccid like that, grow up and become a real american!
*American. Lace um’ up, gent.
That’s great and all, but where are the Sperrys?
On the foot of a geed somewhere.
Fuck the North, damn yanks.
Fuck the hippies.
Fuck the South, damn hicks.
When in doubt, rub one out. -Thomas Jefferson
^ this guy
Was gonna say the left looks 12 but who am I kidding. I would
ok i give, wheres the beer?
pee for days