Mom gets it. TFM.
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If you’re not first, you’re last.
I’d fuck your mom
She wasn’t that great.
@ Danny: you were probably third in line
I like where your moms head is at. By that I mean licking my butthole.
He gets it
AT&T, that is all
Your mom is hot, but not as hot as golf balls soaked in blood and semen.
^Take it easy there, champ.
^ he’s right you know…
^^^ he is on to something tho.
I want to have your mom do a somersault while I stick it in her butt and pee blood.
You still use 3G? Your mom must be a lunch lady.
88% battery at 2:06 p.m.? Must not be getting any other texts than mom.
Yeah because anything over 65% by 2:06 p.m. is NOT frat. Good call making fun of him for his battery life on his phone! You totally showed him!
If a mom knows how to properly use Lol over text, she is definitely fuckable