Not moving your feet when a pledge is trying to vacuum under them. TFM.
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Pledges having to plan vacuuming around all those super-convenient rolling blackouts you bankrupt state implements. TLiberalHippieStateMove.
Kicking a pledge in the face when he tries to vacuum under them.RFM.
^This guy has his shit together
California should be banned from this website.
^you don’t even know how much I hate your name.
Cali is so sick. You don’t even know.
^ You ever heard of King Solomon? It’s wordplay, bra
California is good for one thing: Ronald Reagan. The rest of it smells like dreadlocks and pointless protests.
Not already having your feet on Ottoman Pledge. NF
19th century Turkish pledges. NF.
Making poops in the middle of the floor and making a pledge pick it up with a doggie bag. RFM
^^Ah, well I was behind on this one. I’ll take my laps.
Clarifying the ironically wrong usage of RFM. RFM.
That’s not how we conduct ourselves in a democracy.
Some of you need to learn the difference between a RFM and a TFM.
^That’s part of the joke. Calling anything and everything a RFM, even if it isn’t.
Moving your feet at high speed into the pledges nutsack and laughing pitilessly while he wails in pain on the floor. Then emptying the vacuum onto his head. TFM
I just sprayed endorsement juice in my pants.
Damn dude. That’s pretty fucking badass.