Getting “We won’t feel the tazer when we storm the field” drunk. TFM.
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Haven’t seen one of these ^ in awhile.
^^I think you might be gay, man.
Fully torqued before entering the group shower just to show dominance. RFM
^TVirginMove now take a lap, or suck my fratdick, try hard.
^Hahah your username is QuarterChubbin.
1/4 of an erection NF
Half Chubb. FAF.
First mother fuckers! I hate myself
I’m getting kind of tired of your shit
…you son of a bitch
Charlee from Its Always Funny in Philadelphia would be an awesome room mate. He would be messy as fuck but atleast you’d always have something to laugh at
Swing and a miss
He called the shit POOP!
One of my balls twisted and is facing the other way
I’m scared. Like its still there, but facing the other way
I’ve heard rumors of a 5th hole that you can fuck in a woman. Any news on where that might be?
Would an octopus ink in another octopus’ butt or how does that work?
You can go fuck yourself you piece of shit
Shut the fuck up
You won’t do shit
I think its behind the knee
I pooped green today
I bet you sit when you pee
Those are fightin’ words
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I bet you fight like a nagger
Being a fish would suck
Yeah buddy fuck grammar!
Maybe being coral would be better
What the fuck did I just watch?