That "oh shit" moment when the girl from last night asks if you remember her name. TFM.
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Her name is Sweetheart
Stalking the TFM Sweethearts at my school. FaF
Fapping outside of her window and then blowing your load on it to establish dominance. TFM
The “oh shit” moment when you jizz in your pledges ass and get aids. TFM.
Of course i do, darlin… so whats for breakfast?
^ 60% of the time, it works every time.
You can’t fuck her name.
^The only slam this guys ever had was at Denny’s
Just telling her you dont give a fuck what her name is because you refuse to play those shitty games with her.
^ and this, as well
Also if you use the “That awkward moment” esque bullshit I’m going to awesome you’re a queer. That awkward moment when Freetorape dong slapped my face because I used the phrase “that awkward moment”. Gay
You think it’s awesome I’m a queer? Queer.
I usually go with the “save your number in my phone” move and just check her name that way
I usually go with the “get ready this might hurt” and proceed to brand my cattle mark onto them so i can identify my slams.
The message of this TFM is basically the Saw movies of the website, same shit slightly different words.
Amen. The only people who are cornier than the person who submitted this are the people who acknowledge its legitimacy through various comments. Just know that there are millions of “gdi’s” out there who always use this same “I don’t remember her name” schtick to try and get laughs, too. So, as long as you all concede the fact that you’re on their level, then that’s fine, I guess.
Does it really matter at this point? Its the morning, which means you already won.
Just cuddling til you fall asleep. It’s a RFM.
You queer, boy?
Keep walking, kiddo. Leave this to the real men
Real original TFM. Must’ve stayed up all night looking for this gem.
Are you serious? These are great deals! I don’t own P0L0 SHIRTS and I could use a new pair of Air J0RDANS.
i usually just turn it back around on the bitch and see if she knows mine. if so, then she’s already attached and its time for her to go.
Not remembering her name. TFTC.
Wtf is this shit of a post.
What’s so hard about telling her you don’t give a fuck and kicking her out? She should have known what this was about from the beginning.
^Hey pal, why don’t you go fuck your mother with a churro?
Having awkward moments – NF
Why would anyone want to buy clothes for cheaper? Then you cant say theyre expensive…
It’s not hard to remember a name you fucks.
^Nice work, sport. Take a breather.
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