Vineyard Vines cookies that my slampiece made. TFM.
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Vineyard Vines cookies that made your slampiece a whale
So after you ate these whales did you eat your whale slampiece?
Who the fuck wants cookies in the shape of a brand? They’re fucking CLOTHES. They are clothes that we wear because our parents dressed us in them since we were kids, and because there’s no reason to change the wardrobe because it looks fucking good. Eat a damn snickerdoodle, you geed.
I just made snickerdoodles. Not queer.
Not having any slampieces to make you cookies. NF.
What the fuck is a snickerdoodle? You queer boy?
well thn make em a fuckin snickersdoolde and see if i ike it
Is your “slampiece” by chance a dude?
Taking a picture of cookies your slam made. nf.
Looks like a lot of phi mu’s.
mama moo moo’s
you spelled “TSM” wrong…
^same thought, i don’t care if your girl can cook.
what the fuck, can you try a little harder next time
Yeah, this whole obsession with expensive clothes is a bit girly. It’s cool to wear them, but not to be a brand whore and be obsessed to the point where a slam bakes you whale cookies. Take these to the fashion show with ya after you get done with your makeup.
yes, yes, yes, no, yes, maybe if I was roofied, yes
Sounds like a whale of a time.
I don’t like when things are pink and smell like fish.
I’d pee in their blow holes
^This is one of the funniest things I have seen on this site