Promptly making up outrageous, yet believable stories to the bouncer about why you don’t have a second form of ID. TFM.
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Ricky Bobby living his entire life based on something his father said while under the influence. TFM.
Telling the pledges, “You got yourselves into this mess, you need to get yourselves out,” after being 100% responsible for the situation they’re in. TFM.