Promptly making up outrageous, yet believable stories to the bouncer about why you don’t have a second form of ID. TFM.
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Pointing at a stranger in class and saying, “This guy knows what I’m talking about,” after saying something extremely offensive. TFM.
Mass texting the pledges to have them form a victory tunnel as the slam leaves in the morning. TFM.
Being that guy that every other guy wonders what the hell she’s doing with. TFM.