Promptly making up outrageous, yet believable stories to the bouncer about why you don’t have a second form of ID. TFM.
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Asking a pledge to borrow his razor, using it, then returning it while having the exact same facial hair. TFM.
Making a pledge drop a class because you need his spot, but still making him go to it for you. TFM.
Telling a pledge, “You had one job!” when he actually had several difficult tasks to complete. TFM.