My Scotch is better than yours.
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Phi Phi brother
Phi Phi from Zeta Iota
cool story bro
Actually, my scotch is better than yours. You know why? Because mine’s already in my stomach, and yours is still in the bottle.
My table is better than yours.
21-years old NF. 30-years old TFM. 40-years old FaF.
it’s actually 42 years old. Dad bought it during his honeymoon for me when it was 21 years.
my mistake…but you can’t get it in the US so makes up for the lost years
There’s a name for people who are pompous about how obscure their shit is…”hipsters.” Since your 42 years comment proves that you don’t know anything about scotch, please stop trying to be cool on TFM and go drink some Johnnie Black, I’d be willing to bet you can’t tell the difference.
my scotch is still better than yours
This isn’t fucking facebook. Quit replying to every comment someone makes.
How old are you jackass 10? My toy is better than yours, cool bro no one gives a fuck you pike pussy.
Worlds biggest asshole.
who gives a fuck. crack it open and drink up.
wow, older row absolutely taking care of business.
Leave it to a pike to claim honorary jackass, for his lack of knowledge about scotch.
It doesn’t age after it leaves the barrel.
General consensus here does anyone else find it funny that a pike knows nothing about scotch yet puts a picture up and makes the caption bragging like he’e 10 fucking years old? You are as gay as gay as Chuck and Larry, and the fact your name is fire truck leads in my opinion means you enjoy a fire fighter you queer. I fucking hate you and if I wasn’t as pissed off that you just spoke like a 10 year old on this site and are a pike I would be able to orate this better but simply I fucking hate not because you are probably gay, guido, and a pike but because you think you are cool and brag like a f.a.g.g.o.t.
I think WBA takes this site way too seriously. Get off the computer for once and do something productive with your time (or better yet your fraternity) instead of trying to be a “hard ass” when all you’re really doing is making yourself sound like a whining sorority girl. Using words like “gay”, “faggot”, and “pussy” to try to make yourself sound like a hard ass. TGM (TotalGuidoMove)
i agree. and quit writing WBA and World’s Biggest Asshole after every post. This isn’t some WoW forum. This is TFM. No one thinks it’s clever or funny. To phrase it in a way you might understand, I think it’s pretty “gay”
Cheese fries with Bacon are delicious.
World’s Biggest Chesse Fry Eater.
JP we get it that you think this guy is 10 years old. Chill the fuck out and go outside instead of writing books on here. fuck.
why dont you make your account name world’s biggest asshole instead of this gay shit?
“do you think if I take a picture of my best scotch it will get posted on TFM?”
“it’s actually 42 years old. Dad bought it during his honeymoon for me when it was 21 years.”
More embarrassing than anything that’s ever been posted on Fail Friday. FireTruck, you are now an honorary member of the GDI Hall of Fame.