Keeping your “rush boobs” Sharpie next to your condoms. TFM.
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I keep my “rush boobs” sharpie by the plan B, because condoms are stupid.
Oh you Mormons, everyone knows condoms are NF.
After I finish, do you think I could draw on your tits and post it on TFM?
What’s a condom?
I believe it’s an old old wooden ship, used during the civil war era.
There was a time in Japan where a wife being left handed was ground for divorce. Left handed chinks clearly give awful HJs.
Keeping your sharpie somewhere else because you don’t use condoms TFM