The look of absolute joy in a pledge's eyes when he hears, "You didn't fuck that up too badly." TFM.
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Too close to a compliment
Haze them more.
Trying too hard NF
^Hazing pledges more is always welcome so go fuck yourself.
^^This guy is a JI. You’re still a pledge in everyone’s eyes you worthless fuck.
^this guy’s a wiener.
making them take a lap anyway. TFM.
Complimenting the pledges. NF
Wrong. The worst pledge class always fucks things up terribly. Always.
I got some Gatorade for ya son, take a seat.
^ shut the fuck up. ^^
That is a TFM?
Does anyone know if you are able to read the first chapter of the TFM book on-line?
I wouldn’t know where to look if I wanted to.
Wait they wrote a book?
So the other day me and my slam are at the mall (gay, i know) cuz i wanted to get a new watch and b-ball shoes and she wanted to try on bras while i watched. so we go to industrial, i grab a fresh pair of nike 6.0.s and a nikon watch, then we go to footlocker and i get some new J shorts and a pair of the d-rose’s.
then we go to victoria’s secret. my girl goes to the changin room, and comes out with a nice purple push up that really accentuated her fake double D’s. she went back into the changing room, and just as she did, i turned around ever so slowly and saw the girl at the cell phone case scratching her neck. she had long brunette hair and long, toned legs. she was beautiful. i had to have her.
i casually strolled out of VS and right over to the cell phone stand. i started to look around then she goes “can i help you with anything?” and i go “you could help me with everything baby”. not my best, not by a long shot, but she still laughed. i continued “no but seriously, i saw you from across the mall and i had to come see you, you’re the prettiest woman i have ever seen” she blushed and i put my arm around her and leaned in for a kiss
Please god tell me more
I bet you he got a BONER!
she pushed me away and said “you’re amazing, but i don’t wanna take things too fast” and i was like “don’t worry babe, i’ll take it slow reaaaall slow” she gave me the most seductive smile i’ve ever seen. i scooped her up into my arms and sprinted 40 yards (4.53) to the family bathroom.
once inside, we started kissing profusely. i had to have her so i ripped off her white button down, sending buttons everywhere. she had on a yellow bra underneath, i ripped it off with my teeth. i pulled down her white jean shorts with such a force that her shoes came flying off with. at this point she was almost naked, and i was fully clothed.
i arrived all over her face and bare breasts, howling like a wolf the entire 20 seconds of orgasm. she got to her feet and tried to give me a kiss, i turned around, and was just about to zip up my pants and leave but then a great idea filled my head. i turned back around, grabbed the girl’s head, and shoved it down towards the toilet. i stuffed it into the bowl, and flushed twice for courtesy. gave that bitch the best swirly i’d given since middle school.
i then slapped her bare ass with my meat, then zipped up and got the heck out of there. i decided to grab some panda xpress from the food court before rejoining my slam at victoria’s secret. when i got back, she was waiting and said “Where the hell were you?!”. i smirked and responded “using the fucking toilet sweetheart”
^ you’re a bitch
You got some Oscar winner material in here son.
What the fuck is TFM coming to?
“New J shorts” = NF
Yea, but like the rest of it was like real frat though…..right?
Nike 6.0s NF
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