Walking around with no more than half a cup of jungle juice, because someone is always about to make you chug it. TFM.
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Not worrying about a possible ebola outbreak, because after living in the frat house, there’s nothing your immune system can’t handle. TFM.
First one in my family not to attend an Ivy League school, also the first one in my family to have a threesome. TFM.