Let’s take things back to the BCS National Disaster, when Brent Musberger just couldn’t resist being Brent Musberger. If we’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that Brent plays by Brent’s rules. Brent pays no heed to societal bigwigs screaming into his earphone, ordering him to fixate his attention on Katherine Webb’s boyfriend, whose name is Katherine Webb’s boyfriend. And like Jenn Sterger before her, Brent perved his way into introducing America’s new sweetheart: the now famous Miss Alabama.
Seriously, Musberger’s a goddamn Magi wise man. All he does is find stars.
Fast forward to today. Miss Alabama has become Miss New York, as in Webb has journeyed to the Big Apple to shoot some racy pictures for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Ever heard of it?
And this angel’s not stopping at center-fold either. Reports coming out of RadarOnline.com say that Miss Alabama will once again be gracing America’s television sets during another massively-watched upcoming football game: Super Bowl XLVII, where she’ll be a correspondent with Inside Edition.
Following this stint, Webb’s gorgeous mug will continue to have presence on the boob tube. She denies participating in Dancing with the Stars, but will be hitting the reality television circuit. Career-wise, I’m not liking this decision, until I found out what it was. The show is called Celebrity Divers, aka The “we’re filming shitty television as an excuse to get Miss Alabama practically naked for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and she’s going to be flopping up and down, defying gravity, soaking wet in water, so that’s nice, too”…uh, Show. I don’t know when it happened, or how. All I know is that (I have a hunch that) Musberger has his paws behind this project, because that’s just Brent.
What’s next for Miss Webb? I don’t know, and frankly, you don’t care, either. You probably just glanced over this entire piece and tried to find some wayward nipple shots.
Not that I blame ya.