Update: Katherine Webb Doing Big Things, Still Really Hot

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Let’s take things back to the BCS National Disaster, when Brent Musberger just couldn’t resist being Brent Musberger. If we’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that Brent plays by Brent’s rules. Brent pays no heed to societal bigwigs screaming into his earphone, ordering him to fixate his attention on Katherine Webb’s boyfriend, whose name is Katherine Webb’s boyfriend. And like Jenn Sterger before her, Brent perved his way into introducing America’s new sweetheart: the now famous Miss Alabama.

Seriously, Musberger’s a goddamn Magi wise man. All he does is find stars.

Fast forward to today. Miss Alabama has become Miss New York, as in Webb has journeyed to the Big Apple to shoot some racy pictures for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Ever heard of it?

And this angel’s not stopping at center-fold either. Reports coming out of RadarOnline.com say that Miss Alabama will once again be gracing America’s television sets during another massively-watched upcoming football game: Super Bowl XLVII, where she’ll be a correspondent with Inside Edition.

Following this stint, Webb’s gorgeous mug will continue to have presence on the boob tube. She denies participating in Dancing with the Stars, but will be hitting the reality television circuit. Career-wise, I’m not liking this decision, until I found out what it was. The show is called Celebrity Divers, aka The “we’re filming shitty television as an excuse to get Miss Alabama practically naked for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and she’s going to be flopping up and down, defying gravity, soaking wet in water, so that’s nice, too”…uh, Show. I don’t know when it happened, or how. All I know is that (I have a hunch that) Musberger has his paws behind this project, because that’s just Brent.

What’s next for Miss Webb? I don’t know, and frankly, you don’t care, either. You probably just glanced over this entire piece and tried to find some wayward nipple shots.

Not that I blame ya.

More pictures of Miss Alabama from NY Post

Via Vh1 and RadarOnline

Images via Barstool, New York Post, Sports Illustrated, and Vh1

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  1. Butt_Pee

    In order to produce enough pee for this woman i would need to drink Niagara Falls. That being said, Katherine Webb gets 43% of my Niagara induced piss, and Brooklyn Decker gets 57% because sharing equally is for Fascists and Frenchman.

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    • HellBentFHgent

      Fuck Niagara Falls, give me some NattyDaddys and I’ll create enough urine to take care of the both of them and additionally adding Sarah Underwood to my piss inflamed waterfall.

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    • Tommy Gufano

      ^^ Brooklyn Decker is a fucking idiot. She compared Jay Z and Beyonce to British royalty. They’re essentially circus performers, paid to sing and dance in front of crowds dumb enough to pay admission. Having gotten that off of my chest, I would also have some pee for her butt but I would make it unenjoyable for her.

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